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Well, it's been a looooooooong ass time since I made a newspost, so I figured, what the hell, let's do something that all of us have done at one point.

NEWGROUNDERS THAT I FIND FUCKING AWESOME AND <3:

Der-Lowe - "De asini vmbra disceptare"
InsertFunnyUserName - "Cogitationis poenam nemo patitur "
TheWolfe
Lost-Chances - "Cacoethes scribendi."
SevenSeize - "Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis."
BrianEtrius - "Causarum justia et misericordia"
Christopherr - "Vultus est index animi."
SkunkyFluffy - "Compos mentis"
Imperator - "An nescis, mi fili, quantilla sapientia mundus regatur?"
agustana - "Amicitiae nostrae memoriam spero sempiternam fore."
morefngdbs
Malachy - "Conlige suspectos semper habitos"
SuperDeagle - "Bonum vinum laetificat cor hominis"
DarkWizard1992
ThePretenders - "Radix malorum est cupiditas."

COMING SOON: BLURBS! :D

[Please note that this list is not in any particular order, kthnx.]

[updates regularly]

[also: I like to rock t3h party]

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The People Have Spoken

68 Comments

Dec. 26, 2008 | 11:25 PM BrianEtrius says:

Awesome.

Dec. 26, 2008 | 11:28 PM reviewer-general responds:

.emosewA

Dec. 26, 2008 | 11:28 PM Lost-Chances says:

RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH.

*Strokes e-penor*.

Dec. 27, 2008 | 12:56 PM reviewer-general responds:

ohhot

Dec. 26, 2008 | 11:43 PM agustana says:

Pft.

Dec. 27, 2008 | 12:55 PM reviewer-general responds:

Oh hush, Aggie. :3

<3<3<3

If it helps, I loved you first. :3

Dec. 27, 2008 | 4:00 AM PurePress says:

I want to cum in your mouth....

Dec. 27, 2008 | 12:56 PM reviewer-general responds:

Shaggy?

Certainly looks like you from your userpage. /:]

Updated: Dec. 27, 2008, 1:59 PM

Dec. 28, 2008 | 2:13 PM agustana says:

Aggie? WHAT THE FUCK, LOL.

Whats that say beside my name.

Dec. 29, 2008 | 2:57 PM reviewer-general responds:

teehee

Dec. 28, 2008 | 2:14 PM agustana says:

I hope that the memory of our friendship will be everlasting.

Aw. Aren't you cutee.

Dec. 29, 2008 | 2:58 PM reviewer-general responds:

Why did you ask if you just found out yourself? /:]

Dec. 29, 2008 | 3:21 PM BrianEtrius says:

I want a quote next to my name. :-(

Dec. 30, 2008 | 8:04 PM reviewer-general responds:

In time, young one.

Dec. 30, 2008 | 12:28 PM Der-Lowe says:

I want a kewl latin phrase :(

Dec. 30, 2008 | 8:03 PM reviewer-general responds:

You shall get one, once I find one which is suitable, most honourable of all Lions.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 4:22 PM agustana says:

ADMIT IT! Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance that vaguely set your doctrine of beliefs, you know nothing of art or sex that you couldn't read in any trendy new york underground fashion magazine...Proto-typical non-conformist. You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store gastapo. You adhere to a set of standards and tastes that appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges-BULLSHIT-giving your thumbs up and thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art. Go analog baby, you're so post-modern. You're diving face forward into an antiquated past, it's disgusting! It's offensive! go stick your nose in it! Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself? You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends, partipicating to each other, forever competing for that one moment of self agrandizing glory in which you hog the intellectual spotlight, holding dominion over the entire SHALLOW....POINTLESS...conversation. Oh we're not worthy.

When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people you chuckle to yourself, patting yourself on the back as you scoff. It's the same superority complex shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell, makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma you spend every moment of your waking life BITCHING about! Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself? You're free to whine. It will not get you far. I do just fine, my car and my guitar. I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

Well let me tell you this, I am shamelessly self involved. I spend hours in front of the mirror to make my hair elegantly disheveled. I worry about how this album will sell because I believe it will determine the amount of SEX I will have in the future. I self-medicate with drugs and alcohol to help treat my extreme social anxiety problem. You are a FAKER! You are a FRAUD! You're living a LIE! You don't impress me! You don't intimidate me! ADMIT IT! Why don't you bow down, lie on the ground, then walk this fucking plank! I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner i've become. You're free to whine. It will not get you far. I do just fine, my car and my guitar, and I am done with this. I wanna taste the breeze of every great city, my car and my guitar. You're urgently unfulfilled, when I'm dead I'll rest.

Dec. 31, 2008 | 5:01 PM reviewer-general responds:

Admit It!!! - Say Anything

Dec. 31, 2008 | 4:23 PM agustana says:

lol

Dec. 31, 2008 | 5:02 PM reviewer-general responds:

I palindrome I

Jan. 2, 2009 | 10:54 PM Christopherr says:

Whyo istis everythingamus innes Latinus?

Jan. 7, 2009 | 4:19 PM reviewer-general responds:

Quidquid latine dictum, altum videtur.

Jan. 6, 2009 | 6:01 PM Woodywood03 says:

Shut up.......... just shut up.

Jan. 7, 2009 | 4:18 PM reviewer-general responds:

Uhm... fuck you?

Jan. 10, 2009 | 11:43 AM Der-Lowe says:

Still no phrase.
I GUESS YOU JUST DON'T LOVE ME ENOUGH.

*cries*

Jan. 11, 2009 | 2:44 PM reviewer-general responds:

Lies.

Jan. 11, 2009 | 7:05 PM morefngdbs says:

Wheeeew ;
I never made the list ;)
thanks:)

Jan. 11, 2009 | 9:41 PM reviewer-general responds:

HOW COULD I FORGET MOAR? D:

Trust me, this transgression will not go unremedied.

Updated: Jan. 12, 2009, 5:22 PM

Jan. 16, 2009 | 5:16 PM Malachy says:

>:(

Jan. 17, 2009 | 4:26 PM reviewer-general responds:

Yeah, I suppose you are pretty awesome.

*adds*

Jan. 18, 2009 | 3:45 PM SuperDeagle says:

"NEWGROUNDS THAT I FIND FUCKING AWESOME AND <3:"
Shouldn't this be NEWGROUNDERS?

Jan. 18, 2009 | 4:17 PM reviewer-general responds:

I have no idea what you are talking about, sir. :3

Jan. 18, 2009 | 4:19 PM SuperDeagle says:

Oh, ho ho ho, Sir. Oh, ho ho ho. :)

Jan. 18, 2009 | 4:21 PM reviewer-general responds:

You get added to the list, for sheer cheek. :D

Jan. 19, 2009 | 1:06 AM DarkWizard1992 says:

Hey, can you pm me your new MSN address? I sorta lost track of you.

Jan. 19, 2009 | 4:38 PM reviewer-general responds:

I don't use my MSN anymore; you should get AIM.

Regardless: it_was_on_fire_when_I_lay_down_on _it@hotmail.com

Didn't change.

Jan. 19, 2009 | 9:06 PM Der-Lowe says:

petty mind?
:'(

Jan. 21, 2009 | 4:17 PM reviewer-general responds:

It's complicated to explain.

We argue about some stupid stuff at times. :P

Jan. 25, 2009 | 10:21 PM Der-Lowe says:

Where's the writing? :(

Jan. 26, 2009 | 1:30 PM reviewer-general responds:

Being rewritten.

Jan. 25, 2009 | 11:38 PM Christopherr says:

Why did you give my that quote?

I don't get it :3

Jan. 26, 2009 | 2:30 PM reviewer-general responds:

You're a face cutter.

Feb. 3, 2009 | 5:37 PM Der-Lowe says:

Vote for the puppy!

Feb. 7, 2009 | 3:34 PM reviewer-general responds:

I'll vote forYOURGODDAMMEDFACE.

Feb. 6, 2009 | 10:00 PM Christopherr says:

If I tell you I love you...

WILL YOU BLURB ME?

Feb. 7, 2009 | 3:34 PM reviewer-general responds:

Your Latin quote IS a blurb! :O

Feb. 7, 2009 | 3:49 PM Christopherr says:

OH... MY... GOD...

Can I have two blurbs?

Feb. 7, 2009 | 6:02 PM reviewer-general responds:

You finish the blurb on your plate, mister!

Feb. 9, 2009 | 8:10 PM Christopherr says:

Dude, it's been weeks. I finished the blurb on my plate, and the rest decomposed. Leftovers don't last forever.

Feb. 14, 2009 | 7:32 PM reviewer-general responds:

THEY DO IN FAIRY LAND.

Feb. 13, 2009 | 9:23 PM Der-Lowe says:

WHERE'S ME???
Oh, right there, on the first spot,

Feb. 14, 2009 | 7:32 PM reviewer-general responds:

*giggle*

Feb. 15, 2009 | 6:43 PM BrianEtrius says:

Me still have no Cool latin phrase.

Me sad.

Feb. 15, 2009 | 7:43 PM reviewer-general responds:

Be happy now!

Feb. 15, 2009 | 11:17 PM agustana says:

Youuu!

Feb. 16, 2009 | 5:53 PM reviewer-general responds:

The question preceding and leading to the above comment:

"Who killed Soulja Boy?"

Feb. 16, 2009 | 5:56 PM Der-Lowe says:

Skunky: sane
You sure are quite good with the compliments, mister.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 8:16 PM reviewer-general responds:

"Of sound mind and judgment."

Silence, you.

Feb. 16, 2009 | 11:08 PM agustana says:

This comment is offensive.

Feb. 18, 2009 | 5:07 PM reviewer-general responds:

The reply is deeply wounded. :(

Feb. 18, 2009 | 4:06 PM ThePretenders says:

Hey, what about me?

I have a ready made quote:

Radix malorum est cupiditas

greed is the root of all evil

Feb. 18, 2009 | 5:07 PM reviewer-general responds:

Hey, Canterbury Tales. Was just reading those.

Also, I DO <3 you! :D

Feb. 18, 2009 | 9:58 PM Der-Lowe says:

no, me no silence.
Me arse :(

Feb. 19, 2009 | 12:38 PM reviewer-general responds:

*giggle*

Feb. 20, 2009 | 1:25 PM Der-Lowe says:

I was bored, so I leveled up.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 3:26 PM reviewer-general responds:

It's about time.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 1:31 PM Der-Lowe says:

Soulja Boy is dead?

YES!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 3:26 PM reviewer-general responds:

heh.

Only a joke.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 11:32 PM agustana says:

Awww!

Feb. 23, 2009 | 3:13 PM reviewer-general responds:

Also, what in the fuck happened to your posts?

Feb. 25, 2009 | 9:35 PM Der-Lowe says:

I am here to whine about dw's lack of kewl latin phrase.
That is all.

Feb. 27, 2009 | 3:33 PM reviewer-general responds:

I'll get to it eventually. = ]

Feb. 27, 2009 | 10:13 PM agustana says:

I dunno. :o

Feb. 27, 2009 | 10:30 PM reviewer-general responds:

Srsly?

Mar. 1, 2009 | 12:10 PM Der-Lowe says:

aha, so that explains it.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 5:38 PM reviewer-general responds:

Yes.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 5:38 PM Der-Lowe says:

THIS LOOKS LIKE A PRIME NUMBER BUT IT IS NOT.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 5:39 PM reviewer-general responds:

Nuh uh.

I could plainly see it wasn't.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 5:43 PM Der-Lowe says:

Please, it was a two digit number that ended in a 9. Nobody ever thinks about 13. Unless if you are a House fan.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 8:40 PM reviewer-general responds:

I'm not. :O

Mar. 3, 2009 | 6:03 PM RobotTaco says:

Your knowledge of Latin amuses me.

Mar. 3, 2009 | 8:40 PM reviewer-general responds:

¿por qué?

Mar. 3, 2009 | 7:05 PM Der-Lowe says:

DAMN IT; ROBOT TACO STOLE MY PRIME NUMBER

Mar. 3, 2009 | 8:40 PM reviewer-general responds:

All I saw was ;

Mar. 5, 2009 | 10:25 AM Der-Lowe says:

I knew you would. You're all the time staring at my semicolons and NEVER at my pretty eyes.
BASTARD
*sniff*

Mar. 6, 2009 | 10:35 AM reviewer-general responds:

They aren't that pretty, really.

Mar. 6, 2009 | 8:38 AM Christopherr says:

Spam.

Mar. 6, 2009 | 6:51 PM reviewer-general responds:

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam...

Mar. 6, 2009 | 8:38 AM Christopherr says:

This is spam

Mar. 6, 2009 | 6:52 PM reviewer-general responds:

...spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam...

Mar. 6, 2009 | 8:39 AM Christopherr says:

This is also spam

Mar. 6, 2009 | 6:52 PM reviewer-general responds:

...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Mar. 6, 2009 | 8:39 AM Christopherr says:

This is a prime number.

Mar. 6, 2009 | 6:53 PM reviewer-general responds:

...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Mar. 6, 2009 | 1:27 PM Der-Lowe says:

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN???????
*cries*

Mar. 6, 2009 | 6:53 PM reviewer-general responds:

Because I love you.

Mar. 9, 2009 | 6:43 PM Der-Lowe says:

:3
<3

Mar. 11, 2009 | 4:40 PM reviewer-general responds:

3:
3>

Mar. 12, 2009 | 5:39 PM Christopherr says:

This comment is divisible by 2, 5, 10, and 25.
:3

Mar. 13, 2009 | 7:21 PM reviewer-general responds:

Yes.

Mar. 12, 2009 | 5:40 PM Christopherr says:

This comment is divisible by 2, 5, 10, and 25.
:3

Mar. 13, 2009 | 7:22 PM reviewer-general responds:

No.

Mar. 12, 2009 | 7:40 PM Der-Lowe says:

Christopherr lies 50% of the times.

Mar. 13, 2009 | 7:22 PM reviewer-general responds:

Yes.

Mar. 13, 2009 | 9:12 AM Der-Lowe says:

Was it all in real time or was it just in my mind?
Was I just a ghost passing through you
Clinging to the wreckage, till I got the message?
Hanging at the edge of the room

Give me something that's real
Give me half of your bitterest pill
Something from under the surface you actually feel

We say these words again and again
But they still sound the same
It was in your eyes, in your eyes
They were just easy lies

The little words are heavy and promises are easy
And no one's ever happy or sad for very long
Well just because I said it, it doesn't mean I meant it
I guess that was the way all along

I'm just shaping the sound
I'm just turning the syllables round
Dipping my toe in the water and watching you drown

We say these words again and again
But they still sound the same
It was in my eyes, in my eyes
They were just easy lies

And we've been a long time waiting
And it's been a lifetime in the making

We said "When you are alone and afraid
I will come to your aid"
Well was it just a dream, just a dream?
Because it was real to me

We say these words again and again
But they still sound the same
We say these words again and again
And again and again

Mar. 13, 2009 | 7:22 PM reviewer-general responds:

Okay.

Mar. 14, 2009 | 5:06 PM Der-Lowe says:

NOT "okay.", AUSOM
>=(

Mar. 15, 2009 | 10:39 AM reviewer-general responds:

Okay, AUSOM.

Mar. 14, 2009 | 10:58 PM agustana says:

uuuuu.

Mar. 15, 2009 | 10:38 AM reviewer-general responds:

wwu.

Mar. 16, 2009 | 1:29 AM BrianEtrius says:

Waiting for blurbs.....

Mar. 16, 2009 | 8:17 PM reviewer-general responds:

Those ARE my blurbs.

Mar. 17, 2009 | 7:09 AM Der-Lowe says:

I am here to insist on dw's latin phrase.

Mar. 18, 2009 | 6:47 PM reviewer-general responds:

He's dead, Lion. He's dead and he's not coming back.

Mar. 18, 2009 | 6:21 PM Christopherr says:

This statement is a lie.

Mar. 18, 2009 | 6:47 PM reviewer-general responds:

Mar. 18, 2009 | 6:21 PM Christopherr says:

This statement is not a lie.

Mar. 18, 2009 | 6:48 PM reviewer-general responds:

</paradox>

Mar. 20, 2009 | 5:25 PM Christopherr says:

The sine of this comment is (3^.5)/2, and the cosine is 1/2.

Mar. 23, 2009 | 5:03 PM reviewer-general responds:

Fact.

Mar. 22, 2009 | 10:47 AM Der-Lowe says:

Do you like to rock teh Aggregate Demand partay?

Mar. 23, 2009 | 5:03 PM reviewer-general responds:

Who did what to whom where?

Whatever.

Mar. 23, 2009 | 6:29 PM ImaSmartass2 says:

*cue ultra cliche' drama music*
I know I haven't frequented here much since 07' BUT I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!

:'(

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:15 PM reviewer-general responds:

I vaguely remember you.

I loved you once.

Mar. 23, 2009 | 7:34 PM Der-Lowe says:

That's what she said.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:15 PM reviewer-general responds:

Indeed.

Mar. 23, 2009 | 9:38 PM Der-Lowe says:

Dw has asked me to inform you, that given your delay in writing a latin phrase for him, he does not longer consider you his friend.
That is all.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:15 PM reviewer-general responds:

I HAVE BEEN GONE, GET OFF MY CASE

Mar. 29, 2009 | 12:32 AM Christopherr says:

In line with The Lion's statement about DW, I have also been conferring with morefngdbs about his lack of a cool Latin phrase, and he not only has rejected you as a friend, but he has even rejected your existence in a statement which including multiple semicolons.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:16 PM reviewer-general responds:

Oh my.

Mar. 29, 2009 | 6:22 PM agustana says:

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:16 PM reviewer-general responds:

oheyyou

Apr. 2, 2009 | 9:37 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

>> Dw has asked me to inform you, that given your delay in writing a latin phrase for him, he does not longer consider you his friend.

I did?

>>He's dead, Lion. He's dead and he's not coming back.

I AM?! OH SHIT FUCK GODDAMNIT I'M LIKE PATRICK SWAYZE IN GHOST OOOOH CRAP! If i'm dead i'll never be able to get imto med school! D:

Apr. 6, 2009 | 4:01 PM reviewer-general responds: