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Location: Upper Penn. of MI, USA
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MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. :3 Srsly, I am a fucking pro when it comes to making milkshakes.

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"Why semicolons?", you ask?

Posted by reviewer-general Feb. 27, 2008 @ 6:05 PM EST

*ahem*

I bought a stew bowl this past winter, and it sits before me now as I write. It's slightly larger than what you might ordinarily eat your morning cereal from. Made by hand, using clay dug from a canyon wash in New Mexico. After shaping and drying, the bowl was painted with a simple curving design representing the four winds, then fired outdoors in a pit, using chips of horse and cow manure for fuel. Finally, the bowl was polished with a bone, making it shine. The colors are rust, white, black, and red. The technique and design distinguish the bowl as a fine example of the ritual art of a Native American potter from the Pueblo culture of the Southwest. The bowl is a pleasure to see and hold. It is meant to be used daily. Its maker told me that only half the bowls she begins survive the firing and polishing. And they are not forever--bowls break sooner or later. The bowl's existence and use depend upon the unpredictable variables of earth, water, fire, imagination, and luck. As does the existence of its user. (Potters understand about "uh-oh") Nevertheless, she makes each bowl as well as she can, intending that it hold food and beauty equally well as long as it lasts. My stew bowl speaks to me. I like the values it embodies."

"If you look closely at the design and follow it as it circles the rim of the bowl, you will notice a peculiar discontinuity. There is a small break--a ceremonial break, actually. The potters call this a "pathway." For a thousand years this line break has appeared in Pueblo pottery. It is there to indicate that while this particular vessel is finished, the life of the potter is not. It is a ritual sign of continuing possibility."

"For the same reasons and in the same spirit, this book, this stew bowl of though, ends with a semicolon;"

Robert Fulghum, February 14, 1991

The Afterword to his book, "Uh-oh."

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P.S. Black people.

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Updated: 02/27/08 6:09 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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46 Comments

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:09 PM Der-Lowe says:

I agree with the last part.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:10 PM reviewer-general responds:

I knew you would...


Feb. 28, 2008 | 8:00 AM qStik says:

So from what i gather, you use the semicolon because the book told you that by using it you would live forever?

And what's with this extreme fear of dying that you have?

P.S. I also agree with the last part.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 4:42 PM reviewer-general responds:

Erm, no.

"It is there to indicate that while this particular vessel is finished, the life of the potter is not. It is a ritual sign of continuing possibility."

I'm not sure, exactly. Nonexistance as a concious entity REALLY frightens me. Why wouldn't it? Maybe I just worry about it more than other people.


Feb. 28, 2008 | 4:49 PM qStik says:

Wait wait wait, you're afraid of the afterlife? Not the lack of it?

Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:13 PM reviewer-general responds:

I don't BELIEVE in an afterlife, which is exactly the point. The fact that no part of me (in my opinion) will live on in a form capable of processing thought.

Updated: Feb. 28, 2008, 5:15 PM

Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:30 PM qStik says:

Then whats there to fear? You simply belive in an end. At one point your conciousness stops and you end. That's it.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:51 PM reviewer-general responds:

How is that NOT a frightening thought??


Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:52 PM qStik says:

Cause you wont be there when it happens.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:55 PM reviewer-general responds:

....

The thought of not existing bothers me, I can't really justify it completely.

==

Also, do you keep my page open all the time or something??

Updated: Feb. 28, 2008, 5:55 PM

Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:56 PM qStik says:

Lol, yeah, boredom does that to ya. Waiting for mass effect PC and since it doesent come out until may i gots nothing better to do...

Feb. 28, 2008 | 6:03 PM reviewer-general responds:

I am honored then, I guess.

=P


Feb. 28, 2008 | 6:05 PM qStik says:

Oh i dont just hang out at your page, i hang out at like 10 more different pages, the poli forum, the general, the front page, a couple of different threads, stuff like that.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 6:20 PM reviewer-general responds:

I assumed so, but it is nice to be included.

Why me, may I ask?


Feb. 29, 2008 | 7:51 AM qStik says:

You seem nice...

Feb. 29, 2008 | 4:37 PM reviewer-general responds:

Thanks. =)


Feb. 29, 2008 | 4:20 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Once you go semicolon, you never go back...

waitwut?

Feb. 29, 2008 | 4:37 PM reviewer-general responds:

IT'S TRUE.


Mar. 1, 2008 | 8:42 AM Der-Lowe says:

aw qstik lurves ya ^_^

Mar. 1, 2008 | 1:29 PM reviewer-general responds:

Can you blame him?


Mar. 1, 2008 | 6:42 PM qStik says:

You ARE very luvable...

Mar. 2, 2008 | 3:18 PM reviewer-general responds:

^_^


Mar. 1, 2008 | 11:50 PM RommelTJ says:

I second that... *Ahem* I am manly!

;

Mar. 2, 2008 | 3:18 PM reviewer-general responds:

^_^

;


Mar. 2, 2008 | 6:15 PM Der-Lowe says:

You're all going to hell.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 6:35 PM reviewer-general responds:

I'll see you there, bud.

:)

Updated: Mar. 2, 2008, 6:36 PM

Mar. 2, 2008 | 6:49 PM Der-Lowe says:

No. I am in heaven, remember?

Mar. 2, 2008 | 9:48 PM reviewer-general responds:

L'outrage!

=O

*le gasp*


Mar. 2, 2008 | 6:51 PM Christopherr says:

Hey, man, hey.

I love you.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 9:48 PM reviewer-general responds:

Awww...

<3!

^_^


Mar. 3, 2008 | 8:40 AM Der-Lowe says:

Nobody lurves teh me... ='(

Mar. 3, 2008 | 9:00 AM reviewer-general responds:

I LOVE YOU.


Mar. 3, 2008 | 5:46 PM Der-Lowe says:

:3
<3

Mar. 3, 2008 | 5:52 PM reviewer-general responds:

<3
:3


Mar. 3, 2008 | 5:58 PM Scarab says:

So, as far as I understand it, it's about discontinuity. You know, being my insomniac self, I was thinking about non-existance the other night. Mysteries scare me really, so I don't know why I dwell on them :(

Mar. 4, 2008 | 4:00 PM reviewer-general responds:

I AGREE.


Mar. 4, 2008 | 5:43 AM Der-Lowe says:

I hate you.

Mar. 4, 2008 | 4:01 PM reviewer-general responds:

Love / hate relationships are the BEST.

:3


Mar. 4, 2008 | 9:09 PM Christopherr says:

This is a hateful spam comment.

Mar. 4, 2008 | 9:13 PM reviewer-general responds:

Do you see what I did to Der-Löwe's blog?

THAT COULD BE YOU NEXT, SO I WOULD BE VERY CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

O_O

==

Nah, I'm just messin'. I like dirty talk. :D


Mar. 4, 2008 | 9:55 PM Christopherr says:

HAVE ANOTHER HATEFUL SPAM COMMENT.

Mar. 5, 2008 | 6:03 PM reviewer-general responds:

OH NO THAT BITCH DID NOT


Mar. 5, 2008 | 6:50 PM Decadent-Philistine says:

I love you more than the rest of these fags.

Mar. 5, 2008 | 7:03 PM reviewer-general responds:

I really want to secks you right now.

:D


Mar. 7, 2008 | 11:18 PM SadisticMonkey says:

Buyt the god delusion kthx.

Mar. 8, 2008 | 4:16 PM reviewer-general responds:

KK.


Mar. 8, 2008 | 5:00 PM Der-Lowe says:

You have too many comments.
You're CORRUPT.

Mar. 8, 2008 | 6:44 PM reviewer-general responds:

You should NEVER delete comments, my boy.

NEVAH.


Mar. 8, 2008 | 6:01 PM fat-barry says:

I got high off a finely crafted stew bowl last night and woke up here..... What the hell happened last night?!

Mar. 8, 2008 | 6:44 PM reviewer-general responds:

You went to a donkey show, you naughty boy.

Updated: Mar. 8, 2008, 6:46 PM

Mar. 8, 2008 | 7:00 PM Imperator says:

You should end all your posts with witty Latin phrases.
Why?

Same reason, essentially; History repeats.

"quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur" - Anything said in Latin sounds profound

See? it works.

Mar. 9, 2008 | 3:39 PM reviewer-general responds:

I think "It's all Greek to me!" in Latin would be humorous.


Mar. 9, 2008 | 6:43 PM Der-Lowe says:

I get no luff comments in mah blag =(

Mar. 9, 2008 | 9:03 PM reviewer-general responds:

That's what you get for banning teh me.


Mar. 10, 2008 | 7:52 PM Der-Lowe says:

no.

Mar. 10, 2008 | 10:33 PM reviewer-general responds:

Erm, yes.

NO MOAR SPAM. >=(


Mar. 11, 2008 | 11:17 PM Imperator says:

mei Graecum est.

And Latin is the origin of the phrase.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_to _me

Mar. 12, 2008 | 4:08 PM reviewer-general responds:

Ahh...

I see. :)


Mar. 12, 2008 | 5:46 PM DarkWizard1992 says:

Gaylo Gayviewer-gayneral.

Also, gay.

THIS IS A VERY ADVANCED FORM OF NON-SPAM.

Mar. 12, 2008 | 6:07 PM reviewer-general responds:

COCK.


Mar. 14, 2008 | 9:50 AM DarkWizard1992 says:

O RLY?

Mar. 14, 2008 | 4:33 PM reviewer-general responds:

YA RLY.


Mar. 20, 2008 | 3:22 PM Der-Lowe says:

I learned that verbigracia in spanish means "for example", and it comes from "verbi gratia".
Ha! me>Der-Lowe

Mar. 20, 2008 | 9:00 PM reviewer-general responds:

Thanks, Impy.


Mar. 22, 2008 | 5:01 PM Der-Lowe says:

no.

Mar. 22, 2008 | 7:53 PM reviewer-general responds:

M'kay.


Mar. 22, 2008 | 7:00 PM Christopherr says:

For old time's sake, have another hateful spam comment.

Mar. 22, 2008 | 7:53 PM reviewer-general responds:

='(


Mar. 22, 2008 | 9:04 PM Der-Lowe says:

NO, NOT OKAY.

Mar. 23, 2008 | 2:24 PM reviewer-general responds:

"Thanks for ruining it, newfag." was a joke.

Lighten up.


Mar. 22, 2008 | 11:07 PM Christopherr says:

Have no fear, it's a love-hate relationship.

Mar. 23, 2008 | 2:24 PM reviewer-general responds:

Oh, thank God.


Mar. 23, 2008 | 5:12 PM Der-Lowe says:

Everybody hates me in teh Lounge ='(

Mar. 23, 2008 | 6:02 PM reviewer-general responds:

Nah.

My suggestion, though: learn haikus.


Mar. 23, 2008 | 10:14 PM Christopherr says:

This comment is slightly homoerotic.

Mar. 24, 2008 | 4:32 PM reviewer-general responds:

Is there any other type of comment?


Mar. 24, 2008 | 4:55 PM Der-Lowe says:

verse is ghey, prose FTW!

Mar. 24, 2008 | 4:58 PM reviewer-general responds:

Die in a fire.


Mar. 24, 2008 | 4:56 PM Der-Lowe says:

Te canto las cuarenta!

Mar. 24, 2008 | 4:59 PM reviewer-general responds:

OMG, LERN ENGRISH ER GET OWT! >=(

*BANS*


Apr. 7, 2008 | 4:23 PM ReN0 says:

Now I feel strange for reading your whole section of comments.
But I had to comment.

[insert homo thoughts here]
;

Apr. 7, 2008 | 10:08 PM reviewer-general responds:

KEWL.


May. 3, 2008 | 11:22 PM RadioactiveRabbit says:

;;;;

May. 8, 2008 | 8:39 PM reviewer-general responds:

<3<3<3


May. 4, 2008 | 8:07 PM Brownie210 says:

Semicolons are probably the sexiest way to fix a run-on sentence.

May. 8, 2008 | 8:38 PM reviewer-general responds:

<3 U


Jun. 11, 2008 | 3:42 PM Creek says:

Interesting. 10/10.

Jun. 13, 2008 | 5:38 PM reviewer-general responds:

Thank you. :)


Jul. 23, 2008 | 10:09 PM MadCow says:

that's retarded.

Aug. 2, 2008 | 1:45 PM reviewer-general responds:

NO U


Aug. 19, 2008 | 6:57 AM Alfie says:

Porn.

Aug. 20, 2008 | 2:06 PM reviewer-general responds:

Hot.

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